Walk about in armour for fear of mad dogs. The planetary system this
month will go on as usual; distrust anybody who tells you to the
contrary. Be a philosopher, and have as few wants as possible—cut off
your legs, and then you wont require boots, which you will find to be a
saving. When you sleep in church do not snore; it is disrespectful to
the establishment. If you go to the opera and drop a double-barrelled
lorgnette from the fifth tier, and it cracks a man's skull below, bring
an action against his representatives for the value of the glass. Make
yourself comfortable.
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