Give no bills in which February is included, in respect of its being so
short. Never pull your shirt collars so high as to run the risk of the
nether man's catching cold. A bad month for hanging yourself—put it off.
Eat as much as you can. If anybody make you a handsome present—take it,
and fear not. One of your friends will cut himself shaving—seek not to
know which; pry not into the secrets of destiny.