_Bagman (with his bill)._ "I say, waiter, haven't you charged me as a
gentleman?"
_Waiter._ "Oh! no,—as a commercial traveller, sir."
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TO DESCRIBE A CIRCLE ROUND A GIVEN POINT.—Get into a cab, and order the
driver to take you to the Bank of England.
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HOW TO SEE JENNY LIND'S PORTRAIT.—Visit an affected mother; let the
subject of your conversation be the Opera, and she is sure to introduce
one of her daughters who is universally acknowledged to be the "exact
picture of Jenny Lind."