Given—18,000,000_l._ to Ireland.
To Find—An Irishman who is the least thankful for it.<br>
Given—A bottle of British brandy.
To Find—A gentleman to drink it.<br>
Given—The legal fare.
To Find—A cabman who is satisfied with it.<br>
Given—A wife and twelve children.
To Find—The man who is contented with his lot.<br>
Given—A good flogging.
To Find—A schoolmaster who doesn't say "it hurts him a great deal more"
than the boy he is flogging.
Given—Advice.
To Find—A man to act upon it.<br>
Given—One hundred philanthropists.
To Find—Anything they have given.<br>
Given—A dog, a cat, and a mother-in-law.
To Find—The house that is not too hot to hold them.<br>
Given—Several cooks on board wages.
To Find—Any tea and sugar left in your tea-caddy.<br>
Given—A railway accident.
To Find—The person whose fault it was.