THE PSEUDO-GRAPHIC, OR WEAK BOZ-AND-WATER.

Any one whom business or pleasure has taken across Hungerford Bridge may

have observed, on the right hand, as he reached the Lambeth side of the

river, a curious tumbledown-looking counting-house, something between a

travelling caravan and the city barge, elevated on some rickety piles,

with a rusty balcony projecting from its river front, and without any

visible means of access or egress, except down the chimney, or along a

rotten row of spouts, barely fastened to its decaying woodwork. It is a

dismal, melancholy place. The glass has been untouched for years, and is

coated with dirt, although through it may be seen files of old

dust-covered papers, hanging amidst festooned cobwebs and corroded

inkstands, with stumps of pens still sticking in the holes. Everything

tells of broken hearts and ruined fortunes; of homes made desolate by

misplaced confidence, and long, long lawsuits, which outlived those who

started them, and were left—with nothing else, to the poor and

struggling heirs!

It was a miserable November evening: the passengers were glooming

through the haze of the feeble lights, choked by the river fog, like dim

spectres; and a melancholy drip fell, in measured plashings, from every

penthouse and coping, as two figures slowly pursued their way towards

this dreary place, through some of the old and tortuous streets that lie

between the York Road and the river side.

[_The heroes (as the case may be) being thus introduced, the author can

go ahead with his plot, if he has one._]

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