DIRECTIONS FOR BREWING.

One of the difficulties attendant on domestic brewing is the expense of

the cask, but this may always be got by having a barrel of beer on trial

from a regular brewer, and saying it is not quite out when the cask is

applied for. By agreeing to pay for the beer, one barrel under the

other, the expense becomes merely nominal.

In order to prevent the lightning from turning the beer, a lightning

conductor should be fixed in the bung-hole of the cask, or a stair-rod

would perhaps be an economical substitute.

Families who brew without exactly knowing how, may try the experiment of

a polite note to Messrs. Barclay and Perkins, asking one of them to step

round to put the parties in the right way, if they should be making a

failure of the brewing.

If the beer should be flat after having been left to cool in

washing-tubs, a raisin may be thrown in, and if it fails to produce any

effect, another raisin may be tried; but should the second raisin prove

unsuccessful, it will be waste of time—and raisins—to go on with the

experiment.

[Illustration:

COURT OF YOUNG ENGLAND.

]

YOUNG ENGLAND.

A BIOGRAPHY.

The subject of the present notice was born of very obscure parents in

London, and was placed, soon after his birth, at the doors of the

Treasury, under the impression that Sir Robert Peel might stumble over

it, and be induced to take it in and provide for it. The Premier,

however, merely moved it on one side with his foot, and Young England

began to cry out very lustily; but its voice was so weak that no one

paid any attention to it. Soon after, the bantling attracted the notice

of the press, and its case was laid before the public, but it excited

very little interest; and an appeal to Old England in favour of Young

England was equally unsuccessful, the former denying the latter to be

its legitimate offspring. A novel, entitled "Coningsby," was afterwards

written, in the hope of doing something for Young England; but the more

the book was read, the less was Young England thought of.

It is a curious fact, that while Young England never could succeed in

winning popularity, a rival, in the shape of Young America, was very

successful, under the name of General Tom Thumb, who was received very

graciously at Buckingham Palace. Surely, if mere littleness confers a

claim to admiration, Young England is almost as deserving of it as

General Tom Thumb, who, on the principle that extremes often meet,

frequently found himself in the presence of greatness. Young England

would give its little finger to make its way at Court as little Thumb

has done.

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