CANCER

Is a very bad Sign, indeed. It first attacked Hercules when he was

attempting to come Van Amburgh over the Hydra. Hercules did not take the

Cancer very much to heart, however; but, with one blow, packed him off

to Heaven, where, there being a place vacant at the time in the Zodiac,

the Cancer was sworn into it, and has filled it very creditably ever

since. Cancer sometimes puts the seasons out of order, by thinking he is

a crab, and walking accordingly, which is always the case when the

summer is a little _backward_.

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