PISCES

Makes up the half-dozen of the constellations. Fish in the Zodiac, it

seems, comes into season about the 22nd of February, but will not keep

after the 22nd of March. Very little is known about the private history

of these strange Pisces; they are supposed to have been a couple of John

Dorys, who, Neptune having advertised in "_Lloyd's List_" for a wife,

introduced Amphitrite, a Wapping lady, to share his oyster-bed with him.

Neptune in return, gave the Pisces the entire swim of the Zodiac, where,

if Aquarius did not brandish his watering-pot right and left about him

for a month before them, they would have nothing but currents of air and

thorough drafts to swim in. This would have made them feel very much

like fishes out of water. The Pisces look after picnics and ministerial

white-bait dinners.

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