FEBRUARY.

From _Februa_ (meaning "pure") this month doth claim

To take its very classic Roman name.

Parliament's meeting in this month, I'm sure,

Is a mistake—What's that to do with "pure?"

15th. Intelligence received from Captain Ross, who had been to join a

very select circle at the Antarctic.

21st. The trustees of a life-boat at North Shields fined ten shillings

for bringing some clothes to shore; it being decided that such boats are

not to be used to bring clothes to any one in possession of life, but

only to prevent any one's life from being brought to a close.

24th. Great curling match at Eglinton Castle, which Lord Eglinton won by

nine shots. The curling was not tried upon hare.

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