THE LEGAL ART-UNION.

Some doubt having been entertained as to the legality of Art-Unions, it

has been determined to establish a legal Art-Union, by which the most

expensive of known luxuries—law—can be dealt out to the subscribers upon

most reasonable terms. The Union is to consist of as many persons as

think proper to subscribe, and the object will be the bringing and

defending actions, so that debtors and creditors will equally profit by

it.

Every subscriber, on paying six-and-eightpence, will have a declaration

delivered to him if he be a debtor; or if a creditor, he will receive a

plea; and the prizes will consist of a certain number of verdicts, to be

selected from the public exhibitions of justice, including the Courts of

Request, the Lord Mayor's, and Sheriffs' Courts. If a plaintiff draws a

prize, he will get the whole of the money; and if a debtor draws a

blank, he will have to pay it; but if the debtor and the creditor both

draw blanks, they neither of them get anything, but their loss is

limited to six-and-eightpence. If a debtor obtains a fortunate number he

is exonerated from his debt without the disgrace or inconvenience of

running away; while a creditor, even if he does not get his money, is

prevented from throwing any of the good after the bad, and thus all

parties reap advantages which they could not obtain in the regular

course of law. It is thought that the causing the verdicts to depend on

chance, and thus introducing the lottery principle into the

administration of justice, is quite in conformity with what, in nine

cases out of ten, practically happens.

Prospectuses may be had at the chambers of Messrs. Drain, Swindle, and

Company, Solicitors to the Court of Portugal, and Attorneys

Extraordinary (most extraordinary!) to anyone employing them.

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