REPORT ON PUBLIC HEALTH.

From the returns founded on inquiries made by Mr. Jones of fourteen

friends, whom he met in London during one afternoon, it was ascertained

that, to the question, "How are you?" six replied "Pretty well," two

were "Quite charming," four were "Very well," one was "Tolerable," and

the remaining one "Bobbish." It seems that a state of bobbishness is one

of vulgar health, and that the less genteel neighbourhoods, under the

most favourable circumstances, are greatly conducive to it.

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Relieving Officer.

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Water is one of the first essentials to health, and, consequently, a

rainy day ought to be a source of great salubrity. It is also a

principal ingredient in the diet of paupers, no doubt on account of its

sanatory properties. Water, in conjunction with ventilation, may be

regarded as the safety-valve of disease; so that a walk in a pelting

shower, with a hole or two in the hat and boots, ought to be prescribed

as a preventive against the chance of illness.

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Appealing against the Poor Rate.

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Hair Hunting.

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