THE FEAST OF THE GROTTOES.

Surely the antiquity of oysters cannot be doubted; but there is some

reason to believe that grottoes are of a more recent origin. There is a

grotto of the Cumæan Sybil at Naples; but it does not seem to have been

constructed of oyster-shells—though its position near the sea would

indicate that shells of some kind were probably used in its

construction.

The first oyster ever introduced into this country was probably brought

over by Sir Walter Raleigh; who, as he imported cigars, potatoes, and

saltpetre, may, probably, have met with oysters in his celebrated

journey round the world, and carried over a barrel with him on his

return to England; which would surely have been quite as reasonable a

piece of luggage as a barrel of gunpowder. This theory is further

supported by the well-known proverb, that "he must have been a bold man

who first ate an oyster;" and as the courage of Raleigh was never

doubted, we may fix upon him with some degree of confidence as the first

oyster-eater that this country can boast of. But valour of this kind was

never so eminently displayed as in the comparatively recent instance of

Dando, who, to the courage of eating oysters to an unlimited extent,

added the far greater boldness of declining to pay for them. Dando was,

however, "native, and to the manner born" for it. To return to the

subject of grottoes: the annual grotto feast is observed by the children

of the humbler classes, who, with infantine simplicity, insist on

declaring that it is "only once a year" for several days in succession.

There is a remnant of feudalism in the mode adopted by some of the

bigger boys to obtain possession of the grottoes constructed by weaker

children. The former descend in rude and barbarous hordes, beating off

the original possessors, and exacting custom from the surrounding

neighbourhood. This is in strict conformity with the law of

primogeniture; for the elder boys generally "take," as the lawyers say,

to the exclusion of the younger.

The Comic Almanack, Volume 2 An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities · 第 50 / 535 题