MY DEAR SIR,

[Illustration:

Demanding a Poll.

]

[Illustration:

Member for Cripplegate.

]

Thanks for the pantomimic loaf, which told very well; but the money

would have answered better. They are making a great fuss on the other

side about slave-grown sugar: one hit they have made tells against us

very powerfully. They have got four of the Lascar beggars who happened

to come into the town, and have borrowed some fetters from the manager

of the theatre, which they have fixed to the wrists of the Lascars: each

has on his breast a placard, asking, "Am I not a brother?" and on his

back is a bill bearing the inscription, "No slave-grown sugar!" If you

can put us up to any plan for answering this, let me hear from you

immediately.

Yours, in haste, PETER PLIANT.

_From the Agent in London to the Local Chairman in the Country._

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