MY DEAR SIR,

I am sorry that no more money can be sent down; for it is absolutely

necessary to keep the London Committee constantly sitting, which can

only be done by allowing a constant supply of soup, sandwiches, and

sherry. Instead of sending money to you, we had hoped that your local

patriotism would have supplied additional funds to us. I forward a loaf,

borrowed from one of the theatres, where it was used in a pantomime. You

will of course understand that you are to fix it on a pole, marked

"cheap bread," and contrast it with the smallest loaf you can get hold

off, which must be labelled "corn laws."

Yours, sincerely,

J. CRAMWELL.

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