PROVINCIAL THEATRICALS.

Mr. Doublethrust, who had long occupied the honourable position of

second cut-throat on the national boards, finding that the managers had

taken to cutting each others' throats, and consequently left nothing for

him to do, got together a select company for the purpose of performing

Shakspeare in the provinces. Having arrived at a small village in the

north, he became lessee of a barn, and advertised to open it "on the

principle of the national theatres," the latter having been frequently

conducted in a style worthy of the former, so that there was nothing

really new in the combination. The season was announced to commence with

MACBETH,

=From the Text of Shakspeare:=

Followed by

A NAVAL HORNPIPE,

=From the Text of T. P. Cooke:=

Preceded by

AN ADDRESS,

Written expressly for the occasion, by the

PRESIDENT OF THE LOCAL INSTITUTION FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF

SCIENCE.

The barn was crowded; and the leading family in the village occupied the

threshing machine, which was fitted up as a private box. The national

anthem was played on a bird organ, the whole company standing;

immediately after which Mr. Doublethrust spoke the Address, from which

we give an extract:—

[Illustration:

Private Box.

]

[Illustration:

A Star.

]

"Shall Shakspeare to the wall unheeded go?

A hundred thousand echoes answer—No!

But shall the local talent be neglected?

No! that at least shall be by us protected.

We'll cultivate the village poet's fame,

If Jones, or Smith, or Tomkins be his name."

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