CHAPTER XVI.

I. D. B.

TALES FROM REAL LIFE.—“THE MYSTIC THREE LETTERS.”—AN UNGRATEFUL HOUND.—A

PLUCKY WOMAN.—NEMESIS.—TOO CLEVER BY HALF.—THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE

WORM.—AN UNEXPECTED RECOVERY.—A DEATH-BED SCENE.

In connection with this nefarious traffic, this insidious disease I will

term it, the nature of which I have, I hope, fully explained in a

preceding chapter, I purpose appending a few examples, grave and gay, to

illustrate the subject.

The stories are not without interest, illustrating as they do a certain

phase of humanity, and at the same time possessing the merit of strict

accuracy, as I have carefully excluded any narratives for the truth of

which I am not, so far as is possible in such secret transactions,

personally able to vouch.

While it is true that some slight freemasonry, not to speak of a

frequent exhibition of what might fairly be termed freehanded

generosity, undoubtedly exists or has existed among the fraternity of

the mystic three letters, it must not for one moment be imagined that

their moral sense prevents them cheating each other quite as

remorselessly as the unfortunate digger or shareholder, on whose vitals

they so long have “preyed” without ceasing. Men engaged in this traffic

will rob one another, and there is no honor whatever among thieves of

this class, their standard of morality being low indeed. Creatures of

this type will often descend to any depth to gratify their sensual

pleasure, and to satisfy their greed for gold. Examples have not been

infrequent on the diamond fields of men employing Kafir females, on the

one hand as touts for their infamous trade, and on the other to minister

to the basest lusts of their nature. These unfortunate women are, as a

rule, faithful to their protectors (Heaven save the mark!) combining at

the same time the capacities of mistress, drudge and go-between. Their

life is a terrible one, poor creatures, as this tale will show.

A certain _gentleman_, who boasted of his intimate acquaintance with the

mysteries of one of the gayest capitals in Europe, was living not so

long ago with a smart and not by any means repulsive-looking Fingo

woman. About this time camp fever was very prevalent, and he fell under

its influence. For days, nay, weeks, the disease held him in its grasp,

and as day and night he tossed in wild delirium, hiding himself in the

bedclothes to escape from the imaginary detectives who were conjured up

by his disordered brain, his bedside was but seldom deserted by this

loving example of native fidelity.

His trade connection with the “boys” employed in the mine had, however,

to be kept together, and here it was that the faithful creature showed

the devotion of her nature by running great risks in purchasing diamonds

from the natives who had been in the habit of coming to her paramour.

When this man rose from his bed of sickness, to his astonishment she

presented him with hundreds of carats of valuable diamonds, but my

readers will scarcely credit it when I tell them that no sooner was this

despicable hound able to crawl than he sneaked away to Europe, taking

with him the diamonds that _she_ had bought, and leaving _her_ penniless

to starve or gain her living on the streets.

“Ingratum si dixeris omnia dices.”

As a pleasing contrast to the story I have just related, I have now to

record an instance of woman’s fidelity and presence of mind when brought

face to face with danger to those she loved.

A man, his wife, and child resided in Newton, a quarter of the camp, at

one time at least, as thickly studded with swell I. D. B.’s “as the

autumnal leaves that strew the brooks in Vallambrosa.”

The husband was, not without reason, suspected of being what was

euphemistically known as “in the trade.” So the detectives came to his

house again and yet again, they emptied the sugar pots, they stuck their

fingers in the pomatum, the pepper-boxes were turned topsy-turvy, making

catarrh as universal in the house as cholera round Mecca; potatoes

preparing for the diurnal tiffin were carefully diagnosed as to their

diamondiferous capabilities, in fact Newton, the philosopher, suffered

less from the incendiary propensities of his lap-dog than did Newton,

the locality, from the “minions of the law.”

On one occasion when these gentlemen put in an appearance, a diamond of

a large size was lying in the reticule of Mrs. —— upon the table. When

about to rise and remove it, she was ordered by the officers to remain

seated, whereupon she asked permission to send for a bottle of stout, a

request at once acceded to. Hastily scribbling the words “Send bottle

stout; keep bag till I come,” she rose and nonchalantly handed the

message and reticule containing the diamond to her child, who toddled

off to a neighboring canteen, where, as the mother knew, her husband was

almost certain to be found. He, smelling a rat, made away with the

stone, and the detectives very soon after left the house, baffled in

their search, never dreaming of how they had been overreached. This

woman’s presence of mind no doubt saved her husband many years in jail.

Though then notoriously “in the swim” they are now, having seen the

error of their ways, earning an honest livelihood down Colony, and I am

told often exhibit that “charity” which we are taught “covers a

multitude of sins.”

In the case I will now mention Nemesis overtakes well-nigh all parties

concerned.

About August, 188—, an individual over whose head was hanging a charge,

not, however, connected with the diamond ordinance, determined to

diminish his household expenses by sending his wife to Europe in charge

of the proceeds of certain little private speculations which, it is

needless for me to say, are never entered in the books of any mercantile

firm. After selling off, he took apartments for his wife and another

lady at a somewhat pretentious looking hotel in Kimberley.

All was going merrily as marriage bells are popularly supposed to do,

the voyage was anticipated with eager delight, and a visit to an old

friend in Hatton Garden was expected to prove highly remunerative; but

“l’homme propose et Dieu dispose.”

The detective department, from “information received,” determined to

make these ladies a domiciliary visit; so one afternoon, just as a nice

little tiffin had been washed down with a glass of fine Clicquot,

rendered still more delicious by the inspection of the glittering gems,

which they had proudly been displaying to the longing eyes of the

landlady, who had come in to remove the cloth, a sharp tap was heard at

the door, and in walked the dreaded forms of two prominent detectives

and a female searcher.

Quick as lightning the landlady whisked up the cloth, diamonds and all,

leaving the room to give the officers the opportunity of a private and

confidential interview with their startled guests. These gentlemen

having explained the object of their visit politely introduced their

female companion, and retired to smoke a cigar on the verandah.

The lady visitor, or rather the female searcher, at once took advantage

of her position, and sarcastically remarked to her agitated “friends”:

“Never mind, my dears, let down your hair; I have had finer ladies than

you through my fingers before.”

After expressing satisfaction at the elegance of their coiffure, she

then proceeded to admire their entire wardrobe, even the pretty little

No. 2’s and silk stockings in which their tiny feet were encased did not

escape attention.

Not finding any portion of their apparel encrusted with gems of purest

ray, decidedly meant, in this case, to blush unseen, this “perfect lady”

proceeded to express her appreciation of the delicate whiteness of their

arms, somewhat marring their beauty, however, by leaving marks of sundry

pinches which she inflicted to test the genuine nature of their

plumpness.[50]

This interview being brought to a satisfactory or unsatisfactory

conclusion, as the reader may elect to decide, the detectives and their

coadjutrix took their departure. Forthwith the ladies rang the bell for

the landlady, who promptly answered it, but wonderful to relate denied

the most remote knowledge of the contents of the table-cloth, averring

that when she shook it there was nothing but bread-crumbs to be seen.

What could be done? These ladies dare not appeal to the police, time

pressed, their passages had been taken, so they were compelled to brave

the perils of the deep, unsupported by the pleasing hope that they had

cherished of a profitable visit to the horticultural domains of Hatton

Garden, E. C.

Now would the reader be surprised to hear, that shortly after this

incident, the husband of the landlady, whose eyesight had been so very

defective, was suddenly seized with a desire to visit the Transvaal,

possibly to investigate the gold-bearing qualities of that State,

perhaps merely for an agreeable change. He did not, however, confine his

peregrinations to the suzerainty, but proceeded to make an amateur

survey of the proposed railway route between Pretoria and Delagoa Bay

over the Lebombo Mountains. From the latter place he set sail for

Rotterdam, which he reached in a much more satisfied frame of mind than

his whilom lady boarders possessed on their arrival in London.

As all the world knows diamond cutters are to be found in considerable

numbers in Holland, and it did not take him long to renew acquaintance

with his old friends, some of whom were skilled in that trade. To one of

these he intrusted the cutting of a valuable parcel of gems, which by an

almost inexplicable coincidence was the exact counterpart of that which

a few months before had disappeared so mysteriously at his antipodean

hotel. Now, our Boniface was a gay old dog in his way, so he made up his

mind to taste once more the long absent pleasures of the capitals of

Europe, serenely conscious that a little extravagance was pardonable in

a landlord whose very table linen produced more diamonds in one shaking

than many a twelve-foot washing machine, worked by a Davy Paxman, would

in thousands of revolutions. While enjoying the gayeties of Vienna, he

received a telegram to the effect that his diamonds had been duly cut

and were awaiting his disposal. So he at once returned to Holland,

received his gems and secured the services of a well-known goldsmith for

their setting, which proved in accordance with his orders both elaborate

and costly. When all was completed he started once more for his South

African home. Many a night, ere the billows rocked him to sleep, though

congratulating himself on his lucky journey, he mentally execrated the

tyranny of a government which he knew too well would on his arrival in

Capetown heartlessly exact from him a certain duty of 30 per cent. _ad

valorem_. The thought of this unwarrantable interference with the

liberty of the subject haunted him continually, until one night as his

cabin companion told me he was disturbed by a delighted chuckle followed

by a semi-audible soliloquy: “Shtrike me dead, I’ve got it, pay the dam

duty, not if I knowsh it, sho’elp me. I’ll risk it.”

Arrived at Capetown he induced a female passenger with whom he was

acquainted, to conceal about her person the diamonds which already had

had so strange a story, and thus endeavor to evade the eagle eyes of the

revenue officials stationed at the dock entrance.

The attempt was unsuccessful, the diamonds were discovered and

confiscated, and the fair contrabandista, having of course in

self-defence revealed the owner, he was tried for the misdemeanor, when

in addition to the loss of his jewelry he was sentenced to pay a heavy

fine or in default of payment to endure a term of imprisonment.

For time he cared little, for character less, for money more,

consequently as a matter of course the Capetown jail received within its

walls a visitor who for several months had leisure to ruminate on the

adage, “much will have more,” ofttimes more than it bargains for.

This same man on being liberated returned to the Fields, sunk lower and

lower, until one day he was caught in “_flagrante delicto_” by the

detective department. The breakwater at Capetown now is visited daily by

the quondam tourist and the gradual progress of this valuable public

work is materially assisted by the thews and sinews of our ingenious but

not ingenuous hero.

As an illustration of the strange infatuation which this crime exercises

over its votaries, how like the fascinated moth they flutter round the

candle, singeing their wings, and what perfidy they can on occasions

exhibit to one another, I will give a brief anecdote respecting a young

man whom we shall call Silberfeldt.

Under the old diamond ordinance this bright specimen of humanity was

trapped in the usual manner, caught red-handed by the detectives and

sentenced to three years’ hard labor, of which time nearly two years

were remitted in consequence of good conduct while in jail. Unwarned by

this experience, ungrateful for the lenity shown him by the authorities,

no sooner had he gained his liberty than he emulated the example of the

scriptural sow and returned at once to his wallowing in the mire.

The further knowledge of the inner working of the I. D. B. craft, which

he had gained during his temporary retirement from public life, had so

increased his self-confidence that, considering himself now a veritable

passed-master in its mysteries, he openly boasted there was not a man

clever enough in all Griqualand West to catch him a second time; but

unhappily for him, Ord 48, 1882, which throws upon the holders of

diamonds the _onus probandi_ of honest possession, had passed the Cape

parliament, and had received Her Majesty’s sanction.

Too wary to be trapped by even the most astute detective, he

nevertheless, with all his cunning, fell into the meshes of the law, and

along with another was arrested under the section dealing with the

offense of “illegal possession,” having been pounced upon one fine

morning, when diamonds were found in the house where he and his

companion were stopping.

The two were friends who had long been on terms of the greatest

intimacy, and naturally they might have been expected to stick to each

other through thick and through thin. When, however, they were placed in

the dock and asked to plead, Silberfeldt at once, arrant coward as he

was, exclaimed:

“Oh! your vorship, I don’t vant to plead, I’m going to turn Queensh

evidensh.”

This vision of a traitor’s liberty, this desire to shelter himself and

protect his own worthless skin by “rounding on his pal” was soon rudely

ended by the magistrate, who intimated that the Crown was not in want of

any “Queensh evidensh” in the case at all, or to slightly parody Oliver

Goldsmith—

“When the culprit cried, oh, yes!

The court it cried, oh, no!”

After evidence of a most conclusive character had been given, the

accused were duly committed for trial to the special court, where,

strange to say, “one was taken and the other left,” with a cruel irony

of fate, the one taken (to the breakwater for seven years) was the

perfidious Silberfeldt, the one left (to the enjoyment of his liberty)

was the friend who so narrowly escaped betrayal.

As an instance of the fact that in temporal matters at least “honesty”

does not always appear to be “the best policy,” I recollect an instance

of which the truth can be vouched.

One fine spring morning in September, 187–, a certain diamond buyer,

whom we will call Gonivavitski, might have been seen marching up and

down the Bulfontein road enjoying the early rays of the sun, reading the

daily paper, yet still keeping a narrow watch on the canvas frame-house

in which he conducted his licensed (?) dealings. Active, robust, cheery,

though a rogue in spirit and grain, manliness appeared to beam from

every line of his seemingly honest face. Our friend, too, was of a

dogmatic turn of mind, insisted on “cleanliness being next to

godliness,” and no firmer believer in the proverb that the “early bird

catches the worm” could have been found in all Kimberley.

Just as he had finished the leading article he caught sight of one of

his clients approaching in an opposite direction. G. started nervously,

as he did not desire the visit of this especial gentleman in the

daylight—in other words he only bought of “niggers” after dark—but his

dusky acquaintance gave him a sly glance, as much as to say: “I fancy

I’ve seen you before,” a quite sufficient hint that “something” (as

illicit stones are often called “in the trade”) was in the immediate

neighborhood, so G. could not resist the temptation.

Taking a bird’s-eye view of the situation, Gonivavitski hastily came up

to the native, who, with a knowing leer, opened his hand, revealing a

magnificent pure white diamond nearly the size of a plover’s egg.

“Mooi klippe baas!” (fine stone, master) said the nigger.

“Ya! kom hier sa, booi,” (yes, come this way, boy) said G. hurriedly,

fearing observation.

The boy did as he was told, following the white man into his office,

which was close by. The door was soon shut, the stone weighed and the

bargain struck, the native starting off with the money at a round trot

to join his “brothers,” who were waiting round the corner. But

“conscience doth make cowards of us all,” and Mr. G. was not an

exception; fearing that he had been watched, and regardful either of his

spotless reputation, or of the pleasures of the “tronk”[51] looming in

the future, started in hot pursuit and gave his late visitor into the

custody of the first policeman he met.

“What’s up now?” said the guardian of law and order.

“Why, look here, this d—d thief of a nigger wants to sell me this ’ere,”

was Gonivavitski’s answer, given in tones of simulated indignation.

“This ’ere,” however, was not the forty-carat white diamond of a few

minutes before, G. was too clever for that, it was merely a piece of

boart not worth a sovereign that he now produced.

A crowd soon gathered to watch the thief marched off to jail, the

_honest_ man following in his wake to lay the charge. Next day at the

trial, a little perjury more or less was immaterial, the boy was

sentenced to imprisonment and lashes, whilst Mr. G. in a few days found

it necessary for the sake of his health to proceed to Europe, where he

disposed of the diamond for a good round sum. With this addition to his

former capital he returned to the Fields, where he still remains,

boasting the possession of an ample fortune, gained, as he always says,

by “’ard work and hearly rising.”

One of the most generally admitted apothegms of worldly wisdom is that

“a man should always tell the truth to his doctor and his lawyer,” but

like many far more valuable maxims it is frequently disregarded. An

instance in which (albeit I am happy to say I have a tolerably good

opinion of my fellow creatures) I could not place confidence in the

statements of my patient, occurs to my mind in connection with the

anecdotes of which this chapter is composed.

About two o’clock one morning in the year 1872 I was roused from the

sleep I so much needed, as it was a sickly and busy season, by a hurried

rapping at my front door. A doctor’s slumbers are through force of habit

light, and in a few seconds my dressing-gown and slippers were assumed,

and I hastened to answer the imperative summons of my visitor. A

middle-aged citizen, whose reputation, although never openly impugned,

was yet hardly enviable, greeted me in somewhat quavering accents, and

with pallid cheeks desired my services without a moment’s delay. Having

ushered him into my consulting-room I at once discovered the secret of

his alarm. The sufferer informed me that “he had been discussing with

some friends the means by which the rascally illicits evaded the law and

concealed their ill-gotten gems on any sudden emergency, suiting the

action to the word he had swallowed (or otherwise concealed from view)

two sovs. and a diamond.”

I listened to the story with all becoming gravity, and proceeded to

perform a surgical operation for the removal of the foreign substances,

with the anatomical details of which it is wholly unnecessary to weary

my readers. When relieved from his distress of mind and body he was

desirous of further explaining the circumstances under which the sad

occurrence took place, but as the subject did not particularly interest

me I suggested that “time was on the wing,” which hint he promptly took,

dividing the _corpora delicti_ by leaving the gold with me and putting

the diamond (a thirty-carat stone) in his pocket. Years afterward, when

I heard that while sitting among the _Dii majores_ of the Kimberley club

this gentleman’s main topic of conversation was his extreme horror of

the illicit traffic with its train of evils—I could not help calling to

mind the episode of 1872. However, as we are told “the reformed rake

makes the best husband,” I hope that my ex-patient believes all he now

enunciates, and what is still more important has the courage of his

opinions.

I shall finish these few sketches of I. D. B. with the recital of an

incident which occurred to me personally: the moral to be gathered I

leave to my readers.

As nearly as I can remember, it was late on a cold winter’s night in

June, 187–, that I heard a tapping at my bedroom window. It was a

dreadful night. The south wind was blowing the sand from the débris

heaps in fitful gusts, whilst the dust clouds were careering along so

thickly that to see but a yard or two ahead was impossible. To those who

know the mine and its surroundings it will require but a slight stretch

of imagination to picture the bottomless pit from which “all hell had

broken loose.”

Mentally anathematizing my nocturnal visitor, I rose and opened the

door, when a Kafir thrust into my hand a piece of paper on which was

scrawled in pencil:

“DRY DIGGINGS HOSPITAL.

“DR. MATTHEWS. _Sir_:—Mr. O. J. is tossing about and very restless

to-night, and says he _must_ see you. Will you come quickly—I think he

is dying?

“Yours obediently,

I. P.”

Though at the time one of the surgeons of the Dry Diggings hospital, yet

as O. J. was not under my treatment I did not much relish the idea of a

dreary walk at that time of night. Not wishing, however, to disappoint

the poor fellow, who had once worked a claim for me and who was now, so

I had heard, dead out of luck, having, as the American gold digger says,

struck “the bed-rock,” I dressed quickly and trudged away through the

heavy sand to the wattle and daub shanty which then did service as a

hospital.

On my arrival the attendant guided me with his flickering candle down

the long barn-like shed to the bedside of O. J. At a glance I saw that

death had marked him for his own. Beads of cold sweat stood out on his

forehead, whilst clammy hands and convulsive paroxysms of his throat

showed the nearness of the end.

“Sie können Deutsch verstehen nicht wahr, Herr Doctor?” (You can

understand German, can’t you, Doctor?)

I nodded assent, when continuing the conversation partly in that

language and partly in English, evidently with the object of keeping the

attendant ignorant of what was passing between us, he imploringly looked

up and said: “Do tell me doctor how long I shall live, I can’t last

long.” I shook my head doubtfully, when he gasped out in tones of

agonized anxiety:

“I shan’t, I won’t, I can’t die without telling you how when I worked

your and Mr. Lynch’s claim in No. 6 I robbed you of nearly all your

diamonds! Oh! doctor, how I have hoped, how I have prayed God to let me

live, to spare me to work again, to make up the wrong that I have done

you.”

Entering further into details of how he had been tempted, and how he

hoped, even if he never could work again, to repay me out of a

remittance he expected from Europe, he suddenly seized my hand and in

feeble accents, broken by the death-rattle in his throat, uttered these

earnest words:

“YOU WILL FORGIVE ME THOUGH, WON’T YOU?”

Comforting him as well as I could, I assured him that, as far as I was

concerned, he might bury the past in oblivion. Never shall I forget, to

my dying day, the expression of intense relief which passed over his

anxious face and the glow which came again to his pallid cheek by the

assurance which I gave him.

As I was rising to bid him good night he again grasped my hand with both

of his and piteously exclaimed:

“Don’t, don’t forget me, doctor, you’ll come, won’t you, and see me

to-morrow?”

This I promised him, although with inward misgiving that his “to-morrow”

would never come.

Instructing the attendant to pay special heed to the sufferer during the

night, and again promising to return at sunrise, I trudged my weary way

home.

Daylight saw me again at the hospital. Alas! Too late! No. 3 bed was

empty! The troubled spirit had fled, its sins, I trust, blotted out for

ever by a merciful and all-wise God!

Yet the wretch who tempted this poor fellow to steal diamonds, the

sneaking creature who made him a thief and who profited by his thefts, I

ofttimes meet strutting proudly about with an air of pharisaical

honesty, to all outward appearance respectable and respected!

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