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[Illustration: SOMETHING WRONG SOMEWHERE.
_September 1. Partridge Shooting._
_Old Twentystun (reviewing his symptoms)._ "DEAR ME! MOS'
'STRAORDINARY, THIS SHORTNESS O' BREATH. LE' ME SEE--'GOOD PLAIN
FOOD AND BEST QUALITY O' DRINK,' DOCTOR SAID. THA 'S ALL RIGHT--NEVER
STINTED MYSELF FOR EITHER. 'NEVER OVERDO YOURSELF,' SAYS HE. HAVEN'T.
NEVER WALKED A STEP IF I COULD HELP IT SINCE LAST SEASON. 'GO TO BED
EARLY.' SO I HAVE, AND NEVER HURRIED UP EITHER. MOS' 'STRAORDINARY!
MOS' 'STRAORDINARY!" [_Goes home to consult Doctor again._]
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