13 LOFER STREET, Tuesday, 2 P.M.

Do you suppose I can leave my private correspondence to preserve you

from the intrusion and importunities of beggars? Put the scoundrel out

at once--neck and heels! I know him; he's Muskler--don't you remember?

Muskler, the coward, who assaulted an old man; you'll find the whole

circumstances related in last Saturday's issue. Out with him--the

unmanly sneak!

_Henry Inxling, Bookkeeper, to Peter Pitchin, Editor._

"STINGER" OFFICE, Tuesday Evening.

I have told him to go, and he laughed. So did the bull-dog. But he is

going. He is now making a bed for the pup in one corner of your room,

with some rugs and old newspapers, and appears to be about to go to

dinner. I have given him your address. The foreman wants some copy to go

on with. I beg you will come at once if I am to be left alone with that

dog.

_Peter Pitchin, Editor, to Henry Inxling, Bookkeeper._

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