Certainly _not;_ dogs have fleas. The man is an impostor. Oblige me by
turning him out. I shall come down this afternoon--_early_.
P.S.--Don't listen to the rascal's entreaties; out with him!
_Henry Inxling, Bookkeeper, to Peter Pitchin, Editor._
"STINGER" OFFICE, Tuesday, 12 M.
The gentleman carries a revolver. Would you mind coming down and
reasoning with him? I have a wife and five children depending on me, and
when I lose my temper I am likely to go too far. I would prefer that
_you_ should turn him out.
_Peter Pitchin, Editor, to Henry Inxling, Bookkeeper._