Scene: A small ward in Cologne Fortress, occupied by about twelve
British prisoners of war.
Time: The German M.O.'s inspection. Action: The new sentry on guard in
the corridor had orders that all must stand on the M.O.'s entry. Seeing
the M.O. coming, he called out to us. We jumped to it as best we could,
except one, a Cockney, who had just arrived minus one leg and suffering
from other injuries.
Not knowing this, the sentry rushed over to him, yelling that he must
stand. Seeing that no notice was being taken, he pointed his rifle
directly at the Cockney. With an effort, since he was very weak and in
great pain, the Cockney raised himself, caught hold of the rifle and,
looking straight at it, said: "Dirty barrel--seven days!"
The M.O., who had just arrived, heard the remark, and, understanding
it, explained it to the sentry, who joined in our renewed
laughter.--_A. V. White, 35 Mayville Road, Leytonstone, E.11._