Polishing up his German

About January 15, 1915, we were on patrol duty in the North Sea. Near

daybreak we came across a number of German drifters, with carrier

pigeons on board, that were suspected of being in touch with submarines.

We were steaming in line abreast, and the order was signalled for each

ship to take one drifter in tow. Our Jerry objected to being towed to

England, and cut our tow-rope, causing us a deal of trouble.

Our captain was in a rage and shouted down from the bridge to the

officer of the watch, "Is there anyone on board who can speak German?"

The officer of the watch called back, "Yes, sir; Knight speaks

German"--meaning an officer.

So the captain turned to the bos'n's mate and said, "Fetch him." The

bos'n's mate sends up Able Seaman "Bogey" Knight, to whom the captain

says, over his shoulder: "Tell those fellows that I'll sink 'em if they

tamper with the tow again."

With a look of surprise Bogey salutes and runs aft. Putting his hands

to his mouth. Bogey shouts:

"Hi! there, drifterofsky, do yer savvy?" and makes a cut with his hand

across his arm. "If yer makes de cut agin, I makes de shoot--(firing an

imaginary rifle)--and that's from our skipper!"

[Illustration: "I makes de shoot."]

Bogey's mates laughed to hear him sprachen the German; but Jerry didn't

cut the tow again.--_E. C. Gibson, 3 Slatin Road, Stroud, Kent._

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