Interrupted Duel

The C.O. of my ship had his own way of punishing men who were brought

before him for fighting.

He would send for the gunner's mate and tell him to have the two

men up on the upper deck, in view of the ship's company, armed with

single-sticks. The gunner's mate would get them facing each other, give

them the first order of "Cutlass practice"--"Guard!" then "Loose play."

At that order they would go for each other hammer and tongs till one

gave in.

Such a dispute had to be settled one day while we were patrolling the

North Sea. The combatants were just getting warm to it when the alarm

buzzers went--enemy in sight.

The gunner's mate, who was refereeing the combat, said: "Pipe dahn, you

two bounders. Hop it to your action stations, and don't forget to come

back 'ere when we've seen them off."

Fortunately they were both able to "come back."--_John M. Spring (late

P.O., R.N.), Bank Chambers, Forest Hill, S.E.23._

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