Getting the Range

It was on H.M. monitor _General Wolfe_, my first ship, and this was my

first taste of actual warfare.

We were lying anchored off the Belgian coast, shelling an inland

objective with our 18-in. gun, the ammunition for which, by the way,

was stowed on the upper deck.

All ratings other than this gun's crew were standing by for "action

stations." Just then the shore batteries opened fire on us. The first

shot fell short, the next went over.

A Cockney member of my gun's crew explained it thus: "That's wot they

calls a straddle," he said. "They finds our range that way--one short,

one over, and the next 'arf way between. Got a 'bine on yer before it's

too late?"--_Regd. W. Ayres (late A.B., R.N.), 50 Lewisham High Road,

New Cross, S.E. 14._

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