A Philosopher at Sea

We were a helpless, sorry crowd, many of us with legs in splints, in

the hold of a "hospital" ship crossing from Boulogne. The boat stopped

dead.

"What are we stopping for, mate?" one man asked the orderly.

"The destroyers wot's escortin' of us is chasin' a German submarine.

I'm just a-goin' on deck agin to see wot's doin'." As he got to the

ladder he turned to say: "Nah, you blokes: if we gits 'it by a torpedo

don't go gettin' the ruddy wind up an' start rushin' abaht tryin' ter

git on deck. It won't do yer wounds no bloomin' good!"--_E. Bundy (late

L/Corporal, 1/5th L.F.A., 47th Division), 4 Upton Gardens, Barkingside,

Ilford, Essex._

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