Good Old "Vernon"

Several areas in the North Sea were protected by mines, which came from

the torpedo depot ship, H.M.S. _Vernon_. The mines floated several feet

below the surface, being kept in position by means of wires attached to

sinkers.

In my submarine we had encountered very bad weather and were uncertain

of our exact position. The weather got so bad that we were forced to

cruise forty feet below the surface.

Everything was very still in the control room. The only movements were

an occasional turn of the hydroplanes, or a twist at the wheel, at

which sat "Shorty" Harris, a real hard case from Shadwell.

Suddenly we were startled by a scraping sound along the port side.

Before we could put our thoughts into words there came an ominous bump

on the starboard side. _Bump!_ ... _bump!_ ... seven distinct thuds

against the hull. No one moved, and every nerve was taut. Then "Shorty"

broke the tension with, "Good old _Vernon_, another blinkin' dud."--_T.

White, 31 Empress Avenue, Ilford._

Any Time's Kissing Time!

A torpedo-boat destroyer engaged on transport duty in the Channel in

1916 had been cut in two by collision whilst steaming with lights

out. A handful of men on the after-part, which alone remained afloat,

were rescued after several hours by another destroyer, just as the

after-part sank.

[Illustration: "Ain't nobody a-goin' ter kiss me?"]

A howling gale was raging and some of the survivors had to swim for it.

As the first swimmer reached the heaving side of the rescuing ship he

was caught by willing hands and hauled on board.

When he got his breath he stood up and, shaking himself to clear the

water somewhat from his dripping clothes, looked around with a smile

at the "hands" near by and said: "Well, ain't nobody a-goin' ter kiss

me?"--_J. W., Bromley, Kent._

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