He Saw the Force of It

In February 1915 we beat out our weary patrol near the Scillies. Our

ship met such heavy weather that only the bravest souls could keep a

cheery countenance. Running into a growing storm, and unable to turn

from the racing head seas, we beat out our unwilling way into the

Atlantic.

Three days later we limped back to base with injured men, hatches stove

in, winch pipes and boats torn away. Our forward gun was smashed and

leaned over at a drunken angle.

Early in the morning the crew were taking a well-earned rest, and the

decks were deserted but for the usual stoker, taking a breath of air

after his stand-by watch. A dockyard official, seeing our damage, came

on board, and, after viewing the wrecked gun at close quarters, turned

to the stoker with the remark: "Do you mean to say that the sea smashed

a heavy gun like that, my man?"

The stoker, spitting with uncanny accuracy at a piece of

floating wood overside, looked at the official: "Nah," he said,

"it wasn't the blinking sea; the ryne done it!"--_A. Marsden

(Engineer-Lieutenant-Commander, R.N.), Norbrook Cottage, Leith Park

Road, Gravesend._

New Skin--Brand New!

Two mines--explosion--many killed--hundreds drowned. We were sinking

fast. I scrambled quickly out of my hammock and up the hatchway. On

deck, leaning against the bulkhead, was a shipmate, burned from head

to foot. More amazing than fiction was his philosophy and coolness as

he hailed me with, "'Cher, Darby! Got a fag? I ain't had a 'bine since

Pa died." I was practically "in the nude," and could not oblige him.

Three years later I was taking part at a sports meeting at Dunkirk when

I was approached by--to me--a total stranger. "What 'cher, Darby--ain't

dead yet then. What! Don't you remember H.M.S. _Russell_? Of course

I've altered a bit now--new skin--just like a two-year-old--brand new."

Brand new externally, but the philosophy was unaltered.--_"Darby," 405

Valence Avenue, Chadwell Heath, Essex._

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