A One-Legged Turn

Wounded about half an hour after the final attack on Gaza, I awoke to

consciousness in the M.O.'s dug-out.

"Poor old concert party," he said; "you're the fifth 'Ragamuffin' to

come down."

Eventually I found myself sharing a mule-cart with another wounded man,

but he lay so motionless and quiet that I feared I was about to journey

from the line in a hearse.

The jolting of the cart apparently jerked a little life into him,

for he asked me, "Got a fag, mate?" With a struggle I lighted my one

remaining cigarette.

After a while I asked him, "Where did you catch it, old fellow?"

"Lumme," he replied, "if it ain't old George's voice." Then I

recognised Sam, the comedian of our troupe.

"Got it pretty rotten in the leg," he added.

"Will it put paid to your comedy act, Sammy?" I asked.

"Dunno," he replied with a sigh in his voice--"I'm tryin' to fink 'art

a one-legged step dance."--_G. W. Turner (late 11th London Regt.), 10

Sunny View, Kingsbury, N.W.9._

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