Putting the Lid on It

It was "clearing day" at the 56th General Hospital, Wimereux. Nurses

and orderlies were having a busy morning getting ready the patients who

were going to Blighty. Nearly all of them had been taken out to the

waiting ambulances except my Cockney friend in the bed next to mine,

who had just had an arm amputated and was very ill.

Two orderlies came down the ward bearing a stretcher with an oblong box

fixed on to it (to prevent jolting while travelling). They placed it

beside my friend's bed, and, having dressed him, put him in the box on

the stretcher. Then a nurse wrapped him up in blankets, and after she

had finished she said: "There you are. Feeling nice and comfortable?"

"Fine," said he, "but don't put the lid on before I have kissed the

orderly good-bye."--_E. C., Hackney, E.8._

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