Teaching Bulgars the Three-card Trick

At Butkova, on the right of Lake Doiran, in 1917, we had surprised the

Bulgar and had pushed forward as far as the foot of the Belashitsa

Mountains, the reserve position of the enemy.

After a sharp encounter we retired, according to plan, and on the

return to our lines we heard murmurings in a nullah to our right.

[Illustration: "Find der lidy--dere you are--over yer go--under yer

go--nah find 'er!"]

Motioning to me and the section corporal, our platoon commander

advanced cautiously towards the nullah and you can imagine our surprise

when we discovered "Dido" Plumpton calmly showing the "three-card

trick" to the two Bulgar prisoners he had been detailed to escort. He

was telling his mystified audience: "Find der lidy--dere you are--over

yer go--under yer go--_nah_ find 'er!"--_Alfred Tall (late 2nd East

Kents), 204 Hoxton Street, N.1._

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