The Carman's Sarcasm

While our allies, the Portuguese, were holding part of the line to the

left of Festubert, a Portuguese officer rode up on the most emaciated

and broken-down old "crock" I had set eyes on.

He dismounted and was looking round for somewhere to tether the horse,

when one of our drivers, a Cockney carman in "civvy" life, cast a

critical eye over the mount and bawled out, "Don't worry abaht tying it

up, mate. _Lean it up agin this 'ere fence._"--_A. G. Lodge (Sergeant,

25th Division Artillery), 12 Derinton Road, S.W.17._

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