No Use Arguing with a Mule

Whilst "resting" after the Jerusalem battle, my battalion was detailed

for road-making. Large stones were used for the foundation of the road

and small and broken stones for the surface. Our job was to find the

stones, _assisted_ by mules.

A mule was new to Joe Smith--a great-hearted boy from Limehouse

way--but he must have heard about them for he gingerly approached the

one allotted to him, and as gingerly led him away into the hills.

Presently Joe was seen returning, but, to our amazement, he was

struggling along with the loaded baskets slung across his own

shoulders, and the mule was trailing behind. When I asked why _he_ was

carrying the load, he replied: "Well, I was loading 'im up wiv the

stones, but he cut up rusty, so to save a lot of argument, I reckoned

as 'ow I'd better carry the darned stones meself."---_A. C. Wood, 56

Glasslyn Road, N.8._

500 of the Best Cockney War Stories · 第 297 / 423 题