Biscuits--Another Point of View

In April 1915 my battalion was on the way up to take over a line of

"grouse-butts"--there were no continuous trenches--in front of a

pleasure resort by the name of Festubert.

Arrived at Gore, a couple of miles or so from the line, we ran into

some transport that had got thoroughly tied up, and had a wait of about

half-an-hour while the joy-riders sorted themselves out. It was pitch

dark and raining hard, and the occasional spot of confetti that came

over added very little to the general enjoyment.

As I moved up and down my platoon, the usual profane but humorous

grousing was in full spate. At that time the ration arrangements were

not so well organised as they afterwards became, and for some weeks the

bulk of our banquets had consisted of bully and remarkably hard and

unpalatable biscuits. The latter were a particularly sore point with

the troops.

As I listened, one rifleman held forth on the subject. "No blinkin'

bread for five blinkin' weeks," he wound up--"nothin' but blinkin'

biscuits that taste like sawdust an' break every tooth in yer perishin'

'ed. 'Ow the 'ell do they expect yer to fight on stuff like that?"

"Whatcher grousin' about?" drawled another weary voice. "Dawgs _lives_

on biscuits, and they can fight like 'ell!"--_S. B. Skevington (late

Major, 1st London Irish Rifles), 10 Berkeley Street, W.1._

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