A Traffic Problem

A dark cloudy night in front of Lens, two patrols of the 19th London

Regt., one led by Lieut. R----, the other by Corporal B----, were

crawling along the barbed wire entanglements in No Man's Land, towards

each other.

Two tin hats met with a clang, which at once drew the attention of

Fritz.

Lieut. R---- sat back in the mud, while snipers' and machine-gun

bullets whistled past, and in a cool voice said, "Why don't you

ring your perishing bell?"--_L. C. Pryke (late 19th London Regt.),

"Broughdale," Rochford Avenue, Rochford, Essex._

Scots, Read This!

On the afternoon of Christmas Day, 1915, three pipers, of whom I was

one, went into the trenches at Loos, and after playing at our Battalion

H.Q., proceeded to the front line, where we played some selections

for the benefit of the Germans, whose trenches were very close at

this point. Probably thinking that an attack was imminent, they sent

up innumerable Verey lights, but, deciding later that we had no such

intention, they responded by singing and playing on mouth-organs.

Having finished our performance, my friends and I proceeded on our way

back, and presently, passing some men of another regiment, were asked

by one of them: "Was that you playin' them bloomin' toobs?" We admitted

it.

"'Ear that, Joe?" he remarked to his pal. "These blokes 'ave bin givin'

the 'Uns a toon."

"Serve 'em right," said Joe, "they started the blinkin' war."--_Robert

Donald Marshall (late Piper, 1st Bn. London Scottish), 83 Cranley

Drive, Ilford._

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