First Blow

It was outside Albert, during the Somme attack, that I met a lone

Army Service Corps wagon, laden with supplies. One of the horses was

jibbing, and the driver, a diminutive Cockney, was at its head, urging

it forward. As I approached I saw him deliberately kick the horse in

the flank.

I went up to the man and, taking out notebook and pencil, asked him for

his name, number, and unit, at the same time remonstrating with him

severely.

"I wasn't doin' 'im no 'arm," pleaded the man; "I've only got my

gum-boots on, and, besides, 'e kicked me first."

[Illustration: "An' besides, he kicked me first."]

I tore up my entry, mounted my motor-cycle, and left an injured-looking

driver rubbing a sore shin.--_R. D. Blackman (Capt., R.A.F.), 118 Abbey

Road, St. John's Wood, N.W.6._

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