Two Guineas' Worth

In France during November 1914 I received an abrupt reminder that

soldiering with the Honourable Artillery Company entails an annual

subscription.

The battalion had marched out during the night to a small village named

Croix Barbée to carry out some operation, and returned at daybreak to

its "lodging" near La Couture, another village some four or five miles

away.

Being a signaller, I had the doubtful privilege of owning a bicycle,

which had to be pushed or carried every inch of the way. On the march

back the mud was so bad that it was impossible for me to keep up with

the battalion, owing to the necessity every quarter of a mile or so of

cleaning out the mudguards.

I was plodding along all by myself in the early hours of daylight, very

tired of the bike and everything else, and I approached an old soldier

of the Middlesex Regiment sitting by the roadside recovering slowly

from the strain of the fatiguing night march.

He looked at me and, with a twinkle in his eye, said, "Well, mate, 'ad

yer two guineas wurf yet?"--_J. H. May, Ravenswood, Ashford, Middlesex._

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