Peering into the blackness, I called out, "Where are you?"

Back came the reply: "You get on wiv the blinkin' war. I've fahnd the

Channel Tunnel and am going 'ome."

I may say it took us six hours to get him out.--_H. F. B. (late 7th

Batt. Middlesex Regt.), London, N.W.2._