Not Knowin' the Language

A team of mules in November 1916 was taking a double limber up to the

line in pitch darkness on the Béthune-La Bassée road. A heavy strafe

was on, and the road was heavily shelled at intervals from Beavry

onwards.

On the limber was a newly-joined padre huddled up, on his way to join

advanced battalion headquarters. A shell burst 60 yards ahead, and the

mules reared; some lay down, kicked over the traces, and the wheel pair

managed to get their legs over the centre pole of the limber.

[Illustration: "Would you mind trekkin' off up the road?"]

There was chaos for a few minutes. Then the padre asked the wheel

driver in a very small voice, "My man, can I do anything to assist you?"

"Assist us," was the reply. "Yes, you can. Would you mind, sir,

trekkin' off up the road, so as we can use language these blighters

understand?"--_L. C. Hoffenden (late 483rd Field Co. R.E.),

"Waltonhurst," 16 Elmgate Gardens, Edgware._

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