While on the Vimy Ridge sector I was going one dark night across the
valley towards the front line when I lost my way among the mud and
shell-holes. Hearing voices, I shouted an inquiry as to the whereabouts
of Gabriel Trench. Back came the reply: "Lummie, mate, I ain't the
blinkin' harbourmaster!"--_T. Gillespie (late Mining Company, R.E.),
London._