His Deduction

Our battalion, fresh from home, all nicely groomed and with new kit,

stepped out whistling "Tipperary." We were on the road to Loos.

Presently towards us came a pathetic procession of wounded men

struggling back, some using their rifles as crutches.

Our whistling had ceased; some faces had paled. Not a word was spoken

for quite a while, until my Cockney pal broke the silence, remarking,

"Lumme, I reckon there's been a bit of a row somewhere."--_Charles

Phillips (late Middlesex Regt.), 108 Grosvenor Road, Ilford._

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