A Jerry he _Couldn't_ Kill

During a patrol in No Man's Land at Flesquières we were between a

German patrol and their front line, but eventually we were able to get

back. I went to our Lewis gun post and told them Jerry had a patrol

out. I was told: "One German came dahn 'ere last night--full marchin'

order." "Didn't you ask him in?" I said. "No. Told him to get out of

it. You can't put a Lewis gun on one man going on leave," was the

reply.--_C. G. Welch, 109 Sayer Street, S.E.17._

"Q" for Quinine

In the autumn of 1917, on the Salonika front, we were very often

short of bread, sugar, etc., the reason, we were told by the

Quartermaster-Sergeant, being that the boats were continually sunk.

At this time the "quinine parade" was strictly enforced, because of

malaria, which was very prevalent.

One day we were lined up for our daily dose, which was a very strong

and unpleasant one, when one of our drivers, a bit of a wag, was heard

to say to the M.O.: "Blimey! the bread boat goes dahn, the beef boat

goes dahn, the rum and sugar boat goes dahn, but the perishin' quinine

boat always gets 'ere."--_R. Ore (100 Brigade, R.F.A.), 40 Lansdowne

Road, Tottenham, N.17._

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