Sausages and Mashed

At the end of 1914 we were in the trenches in the Ypres Salient. As

we were only about 30 yards from the enemy lines, bombing went on all

day. The German bombs, shaped like a long sausage, could be seen coming

through the air. Our sentries, on the look-out for these, would shout:

"Sausage right!" or "Sausage left!" as they came over.

One night we were strengthened by reinforcements, including several

Cockneys. The next morning one of our sentries saw a bomb coming

over and shouted "Sausage right!" There followed an explosion which

smothered two of our new comrades in mud and shreds of sandbag. One of

the two got up, with sackcloth twisted all round his neck and pack.

"'Ere, Bill, wot was that?" he asked one of our men.

"Why, one of those sausages," Bill replied.

"Lumme," said the new man, as he freed himself from the sacking, "I

don't mind the sausages, but," he added as he wiped the mud from his

eyes and face, "I don't like the mash."--_H. Millard (late East Surrey

Regt.), 3 Nevill Road, Stoke Newington, N._

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