A Tip to a Prisoner

The object of our raiding party near Gouzeaucourt in 1917 was to obtain

a prisoner.

One plucky, but very much undersized, German machine gunner blazed away

at us until actually pounced upon. A Cockney who was well among the

leaders jumped down beside him, and heaving him up said:

"Come on, old mate, you're too blinkin' good for this side!"--and then,

noticing his lack of inches, "and if yer wants ter make the 'old man'

larf tell him you're a 'Prussian Guard.'"--_Walter S. Johnson (late

R.W.F.), 29 Southwold Road, Upper Clapton, E.5._

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