Putting the Hatt on It

Two brothers named Hatt were serving together in France. The elder was

always saying that he would never be hit, as the Germans, not being

able to spell his name correctly, could not put it on any of their

shells or bullets. (It was a common saying among the soldiers, of

course, that a shell or bullet which hit a man had the victim's name on

it.)

The younger brother was taken prisoner, and two days later the elder

brother was shot through the finger. Turning to his mates he exclaimed,

"Blimey, me brother's been an' split on me."--_W. J. Bowes, 224 Devon's

Road, Bow, E.3._

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