Pub that Opened Punctually

It was at the village of Zudkerque, where Fritz had bombed and blown up

a dump in 1916. My pal and I were standing outside a cafe, the windows

of which were shuttered, when the blast of a terrific explosion blew

out the shutters. They hit my pal and me on the head and knocked us

into the roadway.

My pal picked himself up, and, shaking bits of broken glass off him and

holding a badly gashed head, said: "Lumme, Ginger, they don't 'arf open

up quick 'ere. Let's go an 'ave one."--_J. March (late R.E.), London,

S.E._

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