He Saved the Tea

On the night before our big attack on July 1, 1916, on the Somme, eight

of us were in a dug-out getting a little rest. Jerry must have found

some extra shells for he was strafing pretty heavily.

Two Cockney pals from Stratford were busy down on their hands and knees

with some lighted grease and pieces of dry sandbag, trying to boil a

mess-tin of water to make some tea.

The water was nearly on the boil when Jerry dropped a "big 'un" right

into the side of our dug-out.

The smoke and dust had hardly cleared, when one of the Stratfordites

exclaimed, looking down at the overturned mess-tin, "Blimey, that's

caused it." Almost immediately his pal (lying on his back, his face

covered with blood and dirt, and his right hand clasped tightly)

answered: "'S'all right. I ain't put the tea and sugar in."--_J. Russ

(Cpl., late 6th Battn. Royal Berkshire Regt.), 309 Ilford Lane, Ilford,

Essex._

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