Not an Acrobat

In a communication trench on the Somme, near Guillemont, in August

1916, we were halted for a "blow" on our way up when Jerry opened with

shrapnel.

Private Reynolds, from Marylebone, had his right hand cut off at the

wrist. We bound his arm as best we could, and whilst doing so one man

said to him, "A sure Blighty one, mate--and don't forget when you get

home, drop us a line to let's know how you are getting on in hospital."

"Yus! I'll write all right," said Reynolds, and then, suddenly, "'Ere,

wot d'yer fink I am, a blinkin' acrobat? 'Ow can I write wivout a right

arm ter write wiv?"--_A. Sharman (late 12th Royal Fusiliers), 177

Grenville Road, N.W.2._

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