Standing Up to the Turk

In the second attempt to capture Gaza we were making our advance in

face of heavy machine-gun fire. In covering the ground we crouched

as much as possible, the Turks directed their fire accordingly, and

casualties were numerous, so our Cockney humorist shouted: "Stand up,

boys. It's best to be hit in yer props (legs) than in yer blinkin'

office (head)."--_W. Reed (late 7th Battn., Essex Regiment), 3

Shenfield Road, Woodford Green, Essex._

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