Lift Out of Order

One day in 1916 I was sitting with some pals in a German dug-out

in High Wood. Like others of its kind, it had a steep, deep shaft.

Suddenly a shell burst right in the mouth of the shaft above, and the

next instant "Nobby," a Cockney stretcher-bearer, landed plump on his

back in our midst. He was livid and bleeding, but his first words were:

"Strike! I thought the lift were outer order!"--_J. E., Vauxhall,

S.W.8._

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