A Target, but No Offers

During the battle of the Somme, in September 1916, our Lewis gun post

was in a little loop trench jutting out from the front line at a place

called, I believe, Lone Tree, just before Combles. Jerry's front line

was not many yards away, and it was a very warm spot.

Several casualties had occurred during the morning through sniping,

and one enterprising chap had scored a bull's-eye on the top of our

periscope.

Things quietened down a bit in the afternoon, and about 4 p.m. our

captain, who already had the M.C., came along and said to our corporal,

"I believe the Germans have gone."

A Cockney member of our team, overhearing this, said, "Well, it won't

take long to find out," and jumping upon the fire-step exposed himself

from the waist upwards above the parapet.

After a minute's breathless silence he turned to the captain and said,

with a jerk of his thumb, "They've hopped it, sir."

That night we and our French friends entered Combles.--_M. Chittenden

(late "C" Coy., 1/16th London Regt., Q.W.R.), 26 King Edward Road,

Waltham Cross, Herts._

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