Santa Claus in a Hurry

A forward observation officer of the Artillery was on duty keeping

watch on Watling Crater, Vimy Ridge, towards the end of 1916.

The observation post was the remains of a house, very much battered.

The officer had to crawl up what had once been a large fireplace, where

he had the protection of the only piece of wall that remained standing.

He was engrossed on his task when the arrival of a "Minnie" shook the

foundations of the place, and down he came in a shower of bricks and

mortar with his shrapnel helmet not at the regimental angle.

A couple of Cockney Tommies had also made a dive for the shelter of

this pile of bricks and were crouching down, when the officer crawled

from the fireplace. "Quick, Joe," said one of the Cockneys, "'ang

up yer socks--'ere comes ole Santa Claus!"--_A. J. Robinson (late

Sergeant, R.F.A.), 21 Clowders Road, Catford, S.E.6._

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